BMW Douchebag hit and run

mcflyguy24 · 10-24-2009, 8:37 PM

How not to park and what not to do after you run over two cars in a parking lot.

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onebadna1nsx · 10-24-2009, 9:02 PM

wow.... either the douchebag intentionally hit the gas, or accidentally punched the gas instead of brake..... that's no way to leave. Hope this fucker gets caught.

Stapler · 10-24-2009, 9:53 PM

I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.

mrmako · 10-24-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stapler

I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.

I think the camera may have caught the front plate. Image enhancement may work. The exact make and color are easy, so if the can catch the state and any other part of the plate, they should be able to find the idiot.

Babnik · 10-24-2009, 10:40 PM

This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.

thisaznboi88 · 10-24-2009, 10:54 PM

wow really? WTF..

The lesson today kids. make sure there is a car in front of you when you park.

**neuronbob** · 10-24-2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stapler

I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.

What a douche.

**csmeance** · 10-24-2009, 11:06 PM

If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...

I Go To Costco · 10-24-2009, 11:19 PM

from the driver-mind-reader device installed in the X5:

0:11: oh, there's a parking spot!
0:19: okay, now to ease into the brakes to slowly get into the parking space.... *presses gas pedal instead*
0:22: OH SHIT!
0:30: omg, omg, omg, omg what do I do now? *looks at two fubared cars*
0:35: fuck this, I'm getting out of here
some time after the video happened: time to sue BMW USA for putting the brake pedal and gas pedals too close together, if it weren't for them this wouldn't have happened!

TL_Captain · 10-24-2009, 11:24 PM

run over ex's ride?

to X5. I always thought it's a wimpy wagon. I'm wrong. It's a true SUV

Stapler · 10-24-2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmeance

If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...

Though there is probably some serious damage the marks on the ground look like disturbed dirt. You can see it's there while the x5 is parked on the cars as well.

subinf · 10-24-2009, 11:53 PM

Impressive.

minkl81 · 10-25-2009, 12:20 AM

at first i thought it would be backing up or side scrape... and like 20sec later... WTF!!!!

seems like this asshole stepped on the gas accidentally. stupid..

CLtotheTL32 · 10-25-2009, 12:26 AM

Holy shit

I think that's the most offroading I've ever seen a X5 do!

The guy should sack up and take responsibility for his actions. Oh wait....I'm sure a woman on the cell phone was driving

TheMirror · 10-25-2009, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmeance

If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...

That was the first thing I looked for, but I didn't see it leaving a fluid trail as it drove away.

onebadna1nsx · 10-25-2009, 12:58 AM

Time to vote:
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.

**fsttyms1** · 10-25-2009, 1:18 AM

Very Impressive.

SuperTrooper169 · 10-25-2009, 1:31 AM

Nice, the urban yuppy Gravedigger!

JS + MS3 · 10-25-2009, 2:19 AM

he's like oh shit wtf do i do. what do i do. what do i do. okay im leaving.

what a douche.

I Go To Costco · 10-25-2009, 4:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onebadna1nsx

It's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.

fixed

JAB00 · 10-25-2009, 9:29 AM

The Dougler · 10-25-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babnik

This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.

was the lead story on a few news channels. IIRC a member on another forum I'm on works at the fitness club and is the one that got this video out there.

v6cord2k5 · 10-25-2009, 4:11 PM

That thing got some air!!!

Loseit · 10-25-2009, 4:15 PM

impressive

Myxomatosis · 10-25-2009, 4:54 PM

Surprising to say the least.

I figure the x5 managed to get all the way up there because it hit those parking space dividers(I forget what they're called), which made it bounce a bit giving it enough lift to get on the hoods.

If those weren't there or if that person wasn't completely retarded, than it wouldn't have happened that way.

BENDER08 · 10-25-2009, 7:49 PM

I dont know why but i busted out laughing at the situation. I just pictured my self like crap crap crap what do I do leave a note?

DIZAZNDOOD320 · 10-25-2009, 8:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onebadna1nsx

Time to vote:
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.

had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit

DIZAZNDOOD320 · 10-25-2009, 8:16 PM

anyways that dumbass driving the X5 should get their ass run over what a douchebag

onebadna1nsx · 10-25-2009, 8:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320

had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit

Hey i'm asian so I can make these jokes too

ThermonMermon · 10-25-2009, 9:16 PM

that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.

ThermonMermon · 10-25-2009, 9:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320

had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit

jewish ppl dont drive germans - they settle for lexus. they LOVE the LS and SC.

**LuvMyTSX** · 10-25-2009, 9:39 PM

How does one even do something like that....

I can't imagine coming out to my car and finding that damage.

Sly Raskal · 10-25-2009, 9:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babnik

This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.

Well, if that parking lot was for members of the fitness club, get their membership list and narrow down from there. Guy will be caught. Hopefully if the guy is a member.

Myxomatosis · 10-25-2009, 10:48 PM

Ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, I'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses.

majin ssj eric · 10-25-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myxomatosis

ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, i'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses.

+1!

phee · 10-26-2009, 12:01 AM

TCM 01 CL-S · 10-26-2009, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stapler

I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.

That was the first thing I thought when I saw that video! I just hope they catch the driver, I would love to see the interview with this moron.

**mclarenf3387** · 10-26-2009, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThermonMermon

that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.

Having worked for a BMW dealer and dealt with some of these people, you'd be shocked how stupid some are.

dallison · 10-26-2009, 9:46 AM

i am guessing that the x5 will show up at a dealer and lie about what happened.

timmahh · 10-26-2009, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmeance

If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...

My thought at first as well - but if you watch it again the change in the ground occurs when the car drives over it; cause what looked like a big spill of oil or fluid happens before it drives over the cars..

Unless maybe something broke and caused the X5 to leap forward ?!

10-24-2009, 9:02 PM	#2
onebadna1nsx この道は毛むくじゃらのマンコだらけ.. 2001 Acura RL My Garage Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arcadia, CA Age: 20 Posts: 9,812	wow.... either the douchebag intentionally hit the gas, or accidentally punched the gas instead of brake..... that's no way to leave. Hope this fucker gets caught. __________________ 2001 Acura 3.5RL Indigo Blue Pearl/Tan Custom Exhaust Apexi Intake Custom Ksport 2004 Acura 3.5RL Nighthawk Black Pearl/Black 2009 Cayenne S Meteor Grey/Black

10-24-2009, 9:53 PM	#3
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10-24-2009, 10:40 PM	#5
Babnik Registered Member Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Toronto Age: 26 Posts: 787	This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live. __________________ If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

10-24-2009, 11:06 PM	#8
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10-25-2009, 12:20 AM	#13
minkl81 Registered Member 2007 Acura TL Type-S My Garage Trader Rating: (2) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Beaverton, OR Age: 28 Posts: 4,156	at first i thought it would be backing up or side scrape... and like 20sec later... WTF!!!! seems like this asshole stepped on the gas accidentally. stupid.. __________________ 2006 Infiniti FX35 AWD Motordyne 5/16" Copper Iso Spacer/Stillen Intake & Z-Tube/Stillen Strut Bar/35% Tint 1993 Nissan 240SX SE Brembo Slotted(FR) & Blank(RR) Rotors/Hawk HPS Pads/NGK Platinum/Tokico Blues

10-24-2009, 10:54 PM	#6
thisaznboi88 Registered Member Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Jose/ Merced, CA Posts: 314	wow really? WTF.. The lesson today kids. make sure there is a car in front of you when you park.

10-24-2009, 11:19 PM	#9
I Go To Costco Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 21 Posts: 11,984	from the driver-mind-reader device installed in the X5: 0:11: oh, there's a parking spot! 0:19: okay, now to ease into the brakes to slowly get into the parking space.... presses gas pedal instead 0:22: OH SHIT! 0:30: omg, omg, omg, omg what do I do now? looks at two fubared cars 0:35: fuck this, I'm getting out of here some time after the video happened: time to sue BMW USA for putting the brake pedal and gas pedals too close together, if it weren't for them this wouldn't have happened!

10-24-2009, 11:24 PM	#10
TL_Captain Registered Member Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 191	run over ex's ride? to X5. I always thought it's a wimpy wagon. I'm wrong. It's a true SUV

10-24-2009, 11:53 PM	#12
subinf One on the right for me Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Bay Area, CA Age: 26 Posts: 21,613	Impressive.

10-25-2009, 12:26 AM	#14
CLtotheTL32 Former 4x4 TL Owner Trader Rating: (1) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Cary, NC Age: 20 Posts: 3,703	Holy shit I think that's the most offroading I've ever seen a X5 do! The guy should sack up and take responsibility for his actions. Oh wait....I'm sure a woman on the cell phone was driving __________________ -18x8.5 Gunmetal A-Specs//TEIN S-Tech//Smoked Tails and Side Markers//K&N 69 Series CAI//8000k HID//Blacked Out Headlights with V2 Switchbacks//LED Reverse-License Plate-Interior Lights//OEM Cupholder Woodgrain//OEM Wood Shifter//Black Front Bumper Letter Insert//Keyhole Delete -powdercoated 20" RJ Legend II-FOR SALE-CLICK ME!

10-25-2009, 12:58 AM	#16
onebadna1nsx この道は毛むくじゃらのマンコだらけ.. 2001 Acura RL My Garage Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arcadia, CA Age: 20 Posts: 9,812	Time to vote: I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her. __________________ 2001 Acura 3.5RL Indigo Blue Pearl/Tan Custom Exhaust Apexi Intake Custom Ksport 2004 Acura 3.5RL Nighthawk Black Pearl/Black 2009 Cayenne S Meteor Grey/Black

10-25-2009, 1:18 AM	#17
fsttyms1 Mega Moderator 2000 Acura TL Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Appleton WI Age: 34 Posts: 52,106	Very Impressive.

10-25-2009, 1:31 AM	#18
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10-25-2009, 2:19 AM	#19
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10-25-2009, 4:11 PM	#23
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10-25-2009, 4:15 PM	#24
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10-25-2009, 4:54 PM	#25
Myxomatosis Super deluxe happy member 1997 Acura CL Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Suffern, NY Age: 29 Posts: 1,207	Surprising to say the least. I figure the x5 managed to get all the way up there because it hit those parking space dividers(I forget what they're called), which made it bounce a bit giving it enough lift to get on the hoods. If those weren't there or if that person wasn't completely retarded, than it wouldn't have happened that way. __________________ The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God. Rose: I'm sorry? The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal. 97' 3.0 CL

10-25-2009, 8:16 PM	#28
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10-25-2009, 9:16 PM	#30
ThermonMermon Registered Member Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 25 Posts: 1,612	that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.

10-25-2009, 9:39 PM	#32
LuvMyTSX Moderator Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ for now, soon to be NY! Age: 30 Posts: 13,272	How does one even do something like that.... I can't imagine coming out to my car and finding that damage.

10-25-2009, 10:48 PM	#34
Myxomatosis Super deluxe happy member 1997 Acura CL Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Suffern, NY Age: 29 Posts: 1,207	Ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, I'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses. __________________ The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God. Rose: I'm sorry? The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal. 97' 3.0 CL

10-26-2009, 9:46 AM	#39
dallison registered pw Trader Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: south central pa Posts: 29,931	i am guessing that the x5 will show up at a dealer and lie about what happened.