My wife and my side chick aka my tl
04-22-2010, 03:03 PM
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servers might be getting better
04-22-2010, 03:04 PM
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AZ much faster now 
04-22-2010, 03:08 PM
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Our lead tech is currently in the ER, but the lackeys have come through, things are working again. Only took like 8GB of RAM and a crap load of server optimizations...
I can actually read some of the post now
04-22-2010, 03:19 PM
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04-22-2010, 03:21 PM
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GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-22-2010, 03:23 PM
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This thread delivers like FedEx! It's already a legend. Well done!
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04-22-2010, 03:24 PM
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04-22-2010, 03:26 PM
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Sorry we're late -- checking in from Rennlist.com, Porsche enthusiast community on the web.
Billy, your words have forever immortalized you as one of the greatest (you might confuse that word and take this sentence as a compliment, so I'll ask that you use "biggest" instead) douchebags on the Internet. Unfazed by the masses, every flap of your jaw and every stroke of the keyboard further solidifies your position. With a little perseverance, you may very well become King Douche of the Interwebz.
Coming from Porsche owners, these words should alarm you. Thanks to AZ mods and members for the laughs! Keep em coming, we'll be
Billy, your words have forever immortalized you as one of the greatest (you might confuse that word and take this sentence as a compliment, so I'll ask that you use "biggest" instead) douchebags on the Internet. Unfazed by the masses, every flap of your jaw and every stroke of the keyboard further solidifies your position. With a little perseverance, you may very well become King Douche of the Interwebz.
Coming from Porsche owners, these words should alarm you. Thanks to AZ mods and members for the laughs! Keep em coming, we'll be
04-22-2010, 03:30 PM
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Billy the douche
Checking in from Fark.com, which might explain why the site has been going up and down. Consider yourselves Farked.
Bill, you don't deserve to have such a loyal, classy woman. She really needs to dump your wannabe gangster thug ass and find someone that will truly appreciate her, you low-class bouncer POS.
Bill, you don't deserve to have such a loyal, classy woman. She really needs to dump your wannabe gangster thug ass and find someone that will truly appreciate her, you low-class bouncer POS.
04-22-2010, 03:31 PM
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This thread delivers like FedEx! It's already a legend. Well done!
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04-22-2010, 03:37 PM
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google results are hilarious!
04-22-2010, 03:38 PM
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Good day Billy.
I'm not going to read the entire thread, as it's a TL;DR thing. The reason why I didn't read the entire thing is I don't want to hear the "hey man, this is so epic LOOLOLOLOOL" bullshit most people post. What I wanted to do is address you specifically like some have done. Specifically, I have heard your bullshit before. I've heard the whole "Baby, don't worry. I'm gonna change and be the man you want me to be" story many times before.
I'm here to tell you that while you may change, the change is only temporary. You will do what it is necessary to keep Rachel around until you feel comfortable again. Once that happens, you will return to being the selfish, worthless fuck that you always have been and always will be. I read that you aren't quite legal. I'm going to assume that you came here from south of the border. It doesn't surprise me. It further adds validity that you are nothing more than a piece of shit with a self entitlement to things you don't deserve and don't know how to work for. You expect the woman to carry your weight for you. You are only good for making babies. You've done your part. You should do your kid and Rachel a service and go the fuck back where you came from. You will never get what you have programmed out of your head, so go be a waste in your own fucking country.
Rachel, there are plenty of men in this world that wouldn't mind if you had a kid. Some men understand there are others who are pieces of shit that can't be responsible and pull their own weight. These are called "Real Men" and they do exist. I hope for your sake you aren't someone who only chases specific types of men or you are doomed. I know you aren't a complete dumb kid, but keeping this douchebag around is definitely a stupid move when there's way better quality out there. Really, what the fuck is he doing other than driving a car around with your name on it and pretending to be a tough guy at the bar AND the internet when he's not working? Which is hardly ever, I might add. Bouncers don't make good money, and most of them are dumber than rocks. Judging by his ability to communicate, he's a good fit for the job. You are going to school, working full time, and raising a daughter.
Do the math, the shit doesn't fucking add up. You're smarter than Rachel, at least I hope so for your sake and your daughter's sake. The dude isn't gonna change.
I'm not going to read the entire thread, as it's a TL;DR thing. The reason why I didn't read the entire thing is I don't want to hear the "hey man, this is so epic LOOLOLOLOOL" bullshit most people post. What I wanted to do is address you specifically like some have done. Specifically, I have heard your bullshit before. I've heard the whole "Baby, don't worry. I'm gonna change and be the man you want me to be" story many times before.
I'm here to tell you that while you may change, the change is only temporary. You will do what it is necessary to keep Rachel around until you feel comfortable again. Once that happens, you will return to being the selfish, worthless fuck that you always have been and always will be. I read that you aren't quite legal. I'm going to assume that you came here from south of the border. It doesn't surprise me. It further adds validity that you are nothing more than a piece of shit with a self entitlement to things you don't deserve and don't know how to work for. You expect the woman to carry your weight for you. You are only good for making babies. You've done your part. You should do your kid and Rachel a service and go the fuck back where you came from. You will never get what you have programmed out of your head, so go be a waste in your own fucking country.
Rachel, there are plenty of men in this world that wouldn't mind if you had a kid. Some men understand there are others who are pieces of shit that can't be responsible and pull their own weight. These are called "Real Men" and they do exist. I hope for your sake you aren't someone who only chases specific types of men or you are doomed. I know you aren't a complete dumb kid, but keeping this douchebag around is definitely a stupid move when there's way better quality out there. Really, what the fuck is he doing other than driving a car around with your name on it and pretending to be a tough guy at the bar AND the internet when he's not working? Which is hardly ever, I might add. Bouncers don't make good money, and most of them are dumber than rocks. Judging by his ability to communicate, he's a good fit for the job. You are going to school, working full time, and raising a daughter.
Do the math, the shit doesn't fucking add up. You're smarter than Rachel, at least I hope so for your sake and your daughter's sake. The dude isn't gonna change.
04-22-2010, 03:38 PM
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04-22-2010, 03:38 PM
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Rachel-- as much as i hate to say it, you've made some awful mistakes on this one:
1. Getting with this douche in the first place.
2. Trying to use logic and reason to prove a point with him.
Here is my advice for the future:
1. Make him take you out to dinner somewhere they have seafood. Proceed to throw an appetizer tray of food in his face, while screaming "It's a Trap!" Dump ice water in his lap and leave the restaurant.
2. If BillyBoy has a brother, email and text him, call him at work (repeatedly)-- for no real reason until Billy and his entire extended family consider get restraining orders against you.
3. ????????
4. PROFIT!
Not only will Billy run screaming from you, he'll pay you just to keep the f*ck away from him. Problem solved.
If it worked for me, it can work for you!
Sincerely,
Sabrina
Oh, and Billy: Your car is really not all that great. May I recommend this one instead--
It comes with a special driver's seat-- complete with detachable pickle "harness" that locks into your 'special place' for comfort and security while you are driving.
1. Getting with this douche in the first place.
2. Trying to use logic and reason to prove a point with him.
Here is my advice for the future:
1. Make him take you out to dinner somewhere they have seafood. Proceed to throw an appetizer tray of food in his face, while screaming "It's a Trap!" Dump ice water in his lap and leave the restaurant.
2. If BillyBoy has a brother, email and text him, call him at work (repeatedly)-- for no real reason until Billy and his entire extended family consider get restraining orders against you.
3. ????????
4. PROFIT!
Not only will Billy run screaming from you, he'll pay you just to keep the f*ck away from him. Problem solved.
If it worked for me, it can work for you!
Sincerely,
Sabrina
Oh, and Billy: Your car is really not all that great. May I recommend this one instead--
It comes with a special driver's seat-- complete with detachable pickle "harness" that locks into your 'special place' for comfort and security while you are driving.
greetings from mischief.tv!
dude... get off the forums. everything you say will just make things worse
04-22-2010, 03:39 PM
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04-22-2010, 03:40 PM
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Hello from Reddit!
Hey there, Billy. Chances are pretty high that your life is unraveling right now faster than the shoestrings that your family makes in the sweatshop back in your third world homeland.
Keep your chin up, buddy. After the personal phone calls and harassment at your "workplace" end, you can take heart in the fact that you made it through this in one piece. When INS shows up to deport you back to your bean farm, you will have wonderful stories to tell all of your neighbors. Unless they have the internet. Because then they will hate you too.
In closing, you did this to your self, Douche McBaggins. Thank you so very much for doing this to yourself. Your pain is my joy.
Keep your chin up, buddy. After the personal phone calls and harassment at your "workplace" end, you can take heart in the fact that you made it through this in one piece. When INS shows up to deport you back to your bean farm, you will have wonderful stories to tell all of your neighbors. Unless they have the internet. Because then they will hate you too.
In closing, you did this to your self, Douche McBaggins. Thank you so very much for doing this to yourself. Your pain is my joy.
04-22-2010, 03:40 PM
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